Unhinged Mode Activated
The Unhinged Mode of the Crackamphetamine Show with your host, Chang
Um, I’ve been seeing people—like, more and more people that I originally followed on YouTube and LinkedIn and Twitch—making Substacks. Um, I just want to let you know, yeah, you’ll get a huge following. I followed a few people already.
But, and yes, as far as I can tell, I can say some pretty unhinged shit. Um, I’ve been talking about how to make guns, how to make ghost guns, and even your asshole politicians are actually on Substack. So don’t forget to block them, um, because you’ll probably find some pretty unhinged shit. Now, most of my unhinged shit was mainly talking about making guns, right? Because I have over 13 guns. And, um, yeah, I basically show people how to correctly use a 3D printer, um, how to ‘easy mode’ a 3MF file.
Because between printing a gun versus, uh, a Cults3D NSFW model of Chun-Li bending over with her genitals out and her tits out, printing a gun is actually a lot easier, by the way. And I have shown you a photo of one of my 3D-printed models of Zatanna—except while it does look very nice, one of the needle parts of her shoe, her heel, broke off because it’s really tough to get very thin things to stand still. Um, and the tree support kind of fused with her hair, so it looks like a squid is in her hair.
Other than that, um, even though my Creality K1 printer is pretty detailed, um, the texture of her fishnets is very weird. Um, I’m trying to describe it—it’s kind of like a bumpy kind of texture, you know? And it kind of looks and feels weird. And I’ll scratch my head on how to paint this damn model, you know, because you have to get her skin and then you have to get the bumps, which apparently are the interlaces of her fishnets. Otherwise, it just kind of looks weird. So I’m trying to figure that out.
But what I was going to say, okay, so I noticed a lot of influencers are making Substacks. Um, and the issue that I’m going to tell you right now is there is AI bullshit on Substack. Um, there’s AI-generated bullshit on Substack, but there’s also AI-generated bullshit for, uh, free-to-use things like, uh, Excalidraw, which is arguably free and a lot better than XMind. Okay? There’s AI bullshit everywhere, really. And in some cases, things that are not social media don’t tend to be affected by AI—um, it just makes it worse or better as a user experience. But I just want to say that before you make a Substack, be aware that there’s AI bullshit, okay?
Now, other than that, I have seen like, you know, political kind of people that used to be on YouTube and they’re out there opening Substacks and I’m seeing them on my feed too. Um, because YouTube is basically social media, except there’s nothing but AI slop now, which I’ve already shown you pictures of—you know, like idiotic AI slop. Um, it didn’t matter how hard an influencer tried on YouTube. If you’re late to the game, you’re just going to be overtaken by some shithead making made-up AI slop. Like, basically the handgun round tier list. I actually posted a photo of that because I was so fucking pissed off that just because I subscribed to a few legitimate gun channels like Kentucky Ballistics, I now have a never-ending deluge of AI slop.
And, I’m going to try to stay optimistic about Substack. But, um, most of you know me from Mastodon, from Gossi the Dog, or Kevin Beaumont—that’s his real name—on the cyberplace.social instance. Okay? As well as another identity on, uh, Counter.Social by The Jester, the hacktivist guy. And um, I’m primarily active on those, and I’m pretty much dormant on LinkedIn now. But just FYI, keep an eye on the AI bullshit on Substack, okay? Other than that, you can say some pretty unhinged shit. And if it was too extreme for Substack, you might as well just upload it to Odysee. Okay?
How I use voice transcripts and LLMs to write my content
Other than that, you might have noticed my writing style, and you might be wondering: how the hell am I writing so fast? A lot of the content—almost everything I say—I’ve already known for years, or I just learned it. I have shown you updated bypass techniques—or rather, they aren’t ‘new’ bypass techniques, as seen in the previous links; those are just my original bypass techniques with more and more tweaks.
I’m using a tool called Voice Memos, and it has an automatic voice transcript feature on my iPhone. It’s a default app. I can do things like watch movies, drive around, go outside, go to the mall, go shopping for groceries, or get my oil changed, and I can just talk to my phone.
The voice transcription kind of sucks. So, what I do is I just drop it into some LLM, which is really the only fucking thing I’ve ever found a use for. Certain types of LLMs hallucinate much like a mentally ill person—like a paranoid schizophrenic. They can’t seem to keep one train of thought, and I’ve spent many times yelling at Gemini to just stay focused and just fix the spelling of my transcript because of my pronunciation.
Once I smack around the robot a couple of times, it manages to do word-for-word transcriptions. Now, I have to fact-check the transcription, so I basically just copy and paste the text, look at my screen, and say, ‘Okay, did the robot not conflate what I said?’ I get pissed off when the chatbot conflates what I said or starts making shit up without sources. It might even do that until you explicitly tell it: ‘Don’t do that. Just fix the lettering of my transcript.’ I don’t need you to evaluate unless I ask you to evaluate, because I already have my own sources. That’s how I’ve been writing articles so fast, and why it may have a lot of ‘ums’—but I just ask the robot to remove all those.
My newest content is off of billionaire social media
The next thing I need to keep in mind is the lack of authenticity. There’s a thing called the ‘Dead Internet Theory,’ where they basically said that robots replaced the internet. And, you know, it’s becoming truer and truer each time, right? Every day—if not every half day—there’s just more and more AI-assisted bullshit.
For example, the prevention of 3D-printed guns through a Spanish company guy, and the bills to reduce magazines and guns in New Mexico—there are all these stupid laws passing. Basically, any amount of dissent is now moderated or silenced through AI bullshit bots. I wouldn’t say Substack is the only place that has authenticity. I already told you, I’m actually on two more social media platforms that are federated or custom.
I’m not into Bluesky. People have made a really good argument on Mastodon about how Bluesky is still centralized. I can see your post on Bluesky if I just look you up, but I really give zero fucks about it. Bluesky even allowed ICE agents to make accounts, so fuck ICE and fuck Bluesky. If I wanted to read your shit and listen to you, fine, but I will not make an account on Bluesky. You might as well just follow me on Mastodon.
There are plenty of instances because, for some stupid reason since 2023 or earlier, some asshole dumbfucks have been trying to take down Mastodon services or servers without understanding that it’s a federated instance. There are instances everywhere. You can make your own Mastodon server and your own community. It’s not just infosec.exchange or something like that. I’m on cyberplace.social.
There was actually an instance called haunted.computer. I’m not kidding you—there’s even a place called girlcock.club. Okay? Figure that out. As you can imagine, it was really weird going to the video game bar in Vegas and, apparently, people are just not... well, there’s NSFW content warning content, and then someone’s fucking nude on my feed and I had to block them. You can imagine the amount of embarrassment from that. It was really weird. There were actually a lot of flashers in different Mastodon instances until, hopefully, your admin can ‘fediblock.’ Instead of just banning a certain person, they can fediblock a different instance.
My administrator, GossiTheDog, also fediblocked the Bluesky bridge and the Facebook Threads bridge, anticipating billionaire intervention in the Fediverse. So it really depends on your admin. Infosec.exchange is the most common one for people to make their accounts in, but I’m on cyberplace.social. I made that account as soon as I got banned from Twitter. For some reason, Elon has viewed me as some sort of threat—basically—although Elon is also a pedophile that wasn’t invited to Epstein’s parties because apparently everyone thought they were too cool for Elon, all right?
Inspirations from talk show hosts (Regis & Kelly, El Gordo y La Flaca)
Um, so from what I said before: you don’t have to be like a drowned-out personality just because you’re writing, right? I write literally with my words and then just tell the robot to, you know, fix it up. You can bring your personality with you.
Do you know Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa? You know, when I was a kid, Regis and Kelly was like a big-time show, right? It was like post-2000 or 2001. Regis and Kelly were these big-time talk show hosts, and I think they aired at maybe 10 o’clock in the morning. It was one of the most-watched daytime series, I believe. It’s kind of like Good Morning America, but a lot better, basically. I mean, Kelly Ripa made out with Jackie Chan—did you know that?—live on set. Regis and Kelly were like really good comedians. Unfortunately, Regis Philbin died in July 2020. I mean, he was quite a personality. You might remember him from Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
But there are two people in Latin American television right now... let me look up Kelly Ripa. I think Kelly Ripa is still alive. Yeah. Oh wow, she’s only 55. Holy shit. She would have been in her 30s then, if she interviewed Jackie Chan?
Okay, so there is a Latin American equivalent to Regis and Kelly. The title of the show is called El Gordo y la Flaca, which is basically ‘The Fat Man and the Skinny Woman.’ All right? And it’s co-hosted by Lili Estefan and Raúl de Molina. They appear to have had a show business career just as long as Kelly and Mark or Regis and Kelly. They are a lot more controversial, though. Raúl de Molina, the ‘fat guy,’ is well known for being a super controversial, invasive paparazzi before he ended up hosting a show with Lili Estefan. And Lili Estefan herself—well, between Lili and Raúl, Lili is the one that baits people with jokes. I believe both of them called some actor in Hollywood ‘mentally ill’ live on set.
They’ve maintained their show for, I believe, their fourth decade. They have their own gags. They are just as enthusiastic about American sports as Americans. I remember ‘El Productor,’ the little guy that supposedly is the producer, was doing a gimmick of The Weeknd because The Weeknd’s halftime show was on the Super Bowl that year.
And I recall Lili Estefan interviewing Tekashi 6ix9ine when he turned snitch. The thing is, if you end up in a sob story featured on El Gordo y la Flaca, your career is fucking over. Okay? They’re not there to give you any sympathy; they’re there to mock your dumb ass. Nobody even talks about 6ix9ine anymore. I haven’t even heard of that guy lately. I was like, ‘Wow, this guy looks like a fucking idiot.’ I think the last thing he did was an NFT rug pull.
But I really like Lili and Raúl’s personalities. Lili tends to throw the bait shots, and Raúl will just rock back and forth on that couch—that giant Lazy Boy—and he’ll just throw in jabs, right? If you actually knew Spanish and knew what they were saying, it is beyond unhinged. Lili Estefan, Raúl de Molina, and the man—the little miniature guy known as ‘El Productor’—were like a trio of absolute chaos. I personally think that was a way better show.
What I’m trying to say is you want to bring those ‘influencer personalities’ to Substack. Like people from The Young Turks—Cenk, not Ana (I have yet to see her yet), but Cenk has made a Substack. You can literally make your own show. You can make a video blog post. You can upload more videos onto the Substack platform, or you might as well just add a link from Odysee to bring in your personality.
Possible connections to Mexicans believing I speak Cuban
Well, previously, in our previous episode about living in Mexico, I commented that people believe I speak Cuban. Um, I scratched my head about that. But, I realized at least one of the hosts on El Gordo y la Flaca is actually Cuban. I think that’s Lili Estefan. I do not know if Raúl de Molina is Cuban. I do know that ‘El Productor,’ the little guy, lives in Florida, but I don’t know if he’s Cuban.
Whatever the case is, I watched this show all the time on Univision when I was in federal prison. Okay? I watched this shit all the time. And guess what I also had to use as a dictionary in Spanish, because I didn’t have a Spanish dictionary? I got a fucking Spanish Bible. Okay? So, I read a fucking Spanish Bible, and then I asked some Paisas and some Southsiders, like, ‘Hey, what the hell are they talking about?’ They’re like, ‘Oh, yeah, they’re interviewing Tekashi 6ix9ine, but they’re just mocking him.’ I’m like, ‘Oh, damn. So what the fuck is 6ix9ine saying?’ It’s like, ‘Oh, he had to do what he had to do.’ Oh, really? So is that why they’re darkening the screen right now, like fading to black with sad violin music? Like, ‘Yep.’
So I don’t know. I think at least two people—two hosts on the set—are Cuban. And I read the Spanish closed captions, okay? So it wasn’t English; it was Spanish closed captions. And then I asked the Paisas and the Southsiders, ‘What the fuck are they talking about?’ I think they called Charlie Sheen mentally ill in one episode. I think that’s the one. But the most unhinged shit comes out of these people’s mouths, okay?
Lili and Raúl would take turns just throwing jabs at whatever they’re talking about. They sometimes do talk about real news, but then they would shift back to tabloid-like talk. I think they said some crazy shit about Britney Spears’ guardianship. I don’t know. I mean, this is like ten episodes a week because it’s 30 minutes, 30 minutes, and then they move on to something else. But every weekday, El Gordo y la Flaca plays. I started learning new words reading closed captioning, and that’s the only way I could explain how I can speak Cuban—and the way that I combine or speak the verbs and nouns. I already told you all that my second uncle graduated from the University of Havana in 1966, but he did not speak a lick of Spanish in front of me, so I don’t know how else I was able to sound like a Cuban.
Some recurring characters from late night primetime inspired me
And another thing—although no one really made a comment about this—do you know who Nicole Sullivan and Debra Wilson are? They are two comedians that regularly starred on Mad TV, right? Because you had Mad TV or Saturday Night Live, all right?
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGlxq1t7CHi3FZrRjLFVUfluQz-z2gyoh&si=rWXCyipfnBR-JOGO
And Nicole and Debra played Lida and Melida—or Melida and Lida. Nicole Sullivan’s character constantly goes ‘Oom,’ like O-O-M. And I notice in my transcripts that I keep on saying ‘um,’ because I keep pausing as I go to fulfill or finish a paragraph or topic. So, to me, I sound like Nicole Sullivan’s character, Lida.
Old content I recently made
Most of you, on your Twitch streams—at least for certain niches of, um, you know, the hacking ones, the ones that I’ve heard of and ran into—most of you actually sound very much unhinged, like Lili Estefan. And some of you are slower, like Raúl de Molina. Most of you seem to borrow that tactic or that personality, but you just kept it in English, by the way.
And, you know, for the things I actually do outside—some of you know what I actually do, right?—when I pull out things to record, I have to pull my video blogger or ‘vlogger’ personality out, and then I still have to act unhinged. Okay? I mean, people willingly jump in front of the camera lenses for me. Like, they will actually jump. You’ve seen it on my YouTube livestream when I used to have the Baja 1000 stream, you know? One of the waitresses actually jumped because I was camping at the breakfast cafe, drinking coffee and eating a Hawaiian pineapple pizza waffle, if you can believe that.
https://youtube.com/shorts/RSJNBYLKgWI
And, you know, that’s actually one of the best viewing spots for the Baja 1000 because they drive in a rectangle-like formation, taking off before they hit the dirt from the Ensenada wash to actually get onto the course.
Substack gives me that platform for my wacky content
ike, look, a lot of people—influencers that may run YouTube shows, LinkedIn accounts, Infosec.exchange accounts, or Bluesky and Twitter accounts—well, I would say that Twitter used to be super unhinged. Now it’s just Nazi bots, right? Now it’s just people getting attacked by a bunch of Nazi bots from some shithole country where they basically dig a hole and take a crap in a ditch. You know, you can basically point out that some asshole is harassing and making fun of you on the internet, and just point out that, ‘Hey man, as soon as you turn off the screen, you’re probably going to have a butterfly land on your arm and you’re going to catch Ebolades or something’—that’s a combination of Ebola and HIV. That will probably rile them up.
I say crazy shit like that on my Substack. I can say it even faster thanks to Voice Memos and AI transcript fixing, although I have to fact-check to ensure it correctly transcribed what I said. But I decided Substack is my ‘unhinged mode’ account because, for some reason, Elon Musk knows exactly who I am and I actually did get my Twitter account banned back in 2022. I think I got reported by JD1, actually, and his incel gang. Who the hell was the other asshole? Is that ‘Zero the Hoodie’ bullshit? You know, that fucker—the one that’s been harassing all of us (BowTiedCyber)? He’s basically a scammer, a grifter. He runs one of those stupid hacking bootcamps that has a whole army of incels; he’s like the Asmongold of cyber, basically. I don’t know what that fucker’s name is; I’ll fix it up later in my edits.
Most people that are influencers and have real day jobs have an ‘unhinged’ account and a professional account, right? I also got multiple YouTube content strikes over and over again. I actually got reported for making gun configurations, and I didn’t even show a gun—I made a spreadsheet of parts. And this fucking scumbag that lives in Vegas, who pretty much got ostracized from the entire Infosec community and the tech community of Southern Nevada... I don’t know why, but I live in his fucking head. I don’t know why he’s stalking me on the internet, but I somehow live in his head. At least two people have texted me saying that I basically live in his head.
So I don’t know what his fucking problem is, but yeah, he keeps reporting all of my YouTube content. And obviously, most people at Google don’t even understand a lick of American law or English law. These third-worlders that are basically working as fuckboys and slaves for a techno-fascist like Sundar Pichai basically approved content strikes against me under the direction of this little shit.
But I can tell you that on Substack, you rarely get content bans, if ever. Very controversial figures in MAGA (Tulsi Gabbard) are actually common on Substack. Unfortunately, there are also neo-Nazis on Substack, and I know a personal friend who had her life—or at least her reputation—destroyed simply because of a stalker on Substack. However, I like Substack because I already built my own personal branding on legitimate platforms like LinkedIn. I was on LinkedIn for about 1.5 decades, and until it turned into a grifter-fest around the year 2024, I always had authentic engagement. But since then, authenticity has no real value on LinkedIn anymore.
So, I do say real professional things on LinkedIn, but I give them a clue: ‘Come to my Substack if you want to hear my more insane, crazy shit.’ I use very—I wouldn’t say unprovoked—but very vicious verbal attacks on what I call the ‘Bloomberg Cult.’ I do not like virtue-signaling politicians, as I said before, like Alvin Bragg. I believe that people like him work against the interests of the people that elected or appointed him. I express these views on my Substack many times, and I even give graphic or hilarious descriptions using fictional characters to describe these kinds of people—like comparing Alvin Bragg to Uncle Ruckus or the ‘Second Tom’ show form of Uncle Tom.
Largely motivated by AI-assisted content strikes from mainstream social media
I mean, let’s talk about some other controversial takes and stories. Let’s not talk about me anymore; let’s sidestep a little bit. So, I’m in Daniel Kelley’s Discord—the same Daniel Kelley featured on Jack Rhysider’s Darknet Diaries and the one that did the TalkTalk hack. And Mr. Kelley told me a really interesting story. Well, actually it’s true.
There’s this dude that was stalking him on LinkedIn and social media, making sly comments to Daniel Kelley. Eventually, Daniel Kelley got pissed off and called this guy a ‘donut.’ And this guy—it’s really sad because he probably has Asperger’s syndrome, allegedly—direct messaged Mr. Kelley and then asked, or demanded, Mr. Kelley to suck his dick. I’m not kidding. So, Mr. Kelley reported him, and he had an account ban or something. That kind of unhinged shit is actually on LinkedIn, by the way. That’s one of many times that people have opportunistically targeted my friend, Mr. Kelley. It’s not the only one.
There are many people in our Discord that go through some serious bullshit. I myself have been reported at least two times. The last time I was reported, an Infosec fraud named Chris Szymborski was trying to bait real professionals on LinkedIn to do free work for him, basically.
And he sounded like a conspiracy theorist. So, I made an indirect video—I never mentioned him by name, right?—and I said, ‘Hey, you probably need to see a doctor or something; you sound pretty crazy.’ I kept it professional, but then I got reported for ‘misinformation’ and LinkedIn gave me a strike.
So I talked to my friend—the ‘Internet Godfather,’ Brett Johnson. And Brett Johnson says, ‘Hey, say whatever you want, dude. Go fucking crazy on this guy. I would love to watch your video.’ And I did. I took my unlisted video on YouTube and I made it public, trashing this Chris Szymborski guy, who is an Infosec fraud.
Actually, since before the summer of 2025, I was blocking weirdos—like drug addicts and all kinds of weirdos, you know, bottom-of-the-barrel pond scum motherfuckers.
I won at least one lawsuit in 2023
I lost my tact on camera as well many times during the few livestreams I did—single-digit amounts of livestreams—and I intentionally kept it unedited and put it on my social media to verbally attack people that are fucking with me. I had been sued for uncollectible debt while I was in prison, because you can’t fucking pay off your credit card in prison, and I verbally attacked that piece of shit, too. So I had many, many hot takes. I did it not out of malice, but because I was personally targeted. I just go into full unhinged mode, all right?