Super Soaker Mk12

Deader IS BETTER!

“ALRIGHT YOU SCRAWNY LITTLE RECRUITS, ATTENTION TO DETAIL! 🪖👀 Look at this magnificent piece of hardware I’m holding! You think your little plastic squirt guns can provide UNBEATABLE PRECISION ON A BUDGET?! 🤔🚫 Negative! This isn’t a game, it’s a MK12 BUILD! 😤🇺🇸

When you need to terminate some thirst from a mile away, you don’t reach for a bucket, you reach for this side-charging masterpiece! 💦🎯 It’s got that right-side charging handle that screams tactical supremacy, like a John Wick reload in super-soaker form! 👊💥

We’re not talking about some cheap, knock-off garbage here. This is built around a Bear Creek Arsenal 20-inch barrel, because we demand MAXIMUM velocity and range! 🐻🔫 And look at this Vortex optics Diamondback? That’s FFP, EBR-2C MRAD, you worthless maggots! 👁️🔬 That means your holdovers stay true, no matter the magnification, so you can drench your targets with mathematical precision! 🧮💧

And did I mention the trigger? 👂📢 We dropped in a Geissele G2S two-stage trigger because you deserve a smooth, crisp break before you deliver that absolute deluge! 🌊✨ It’s not just a rifle, it’s a water-delivery system engineered for DOMINATION!

You see that Warne cantilever mount? That’s rock-solid stability! ⛰️🔩 You see that Aero Precision rifle buffer kit? That’s the smoothest cycling you’ve ever felt! It’s the total package for a price that won’t make your wallet cry to mommy! 😭🚫💰

So, are you going to keep playing in the puddles like a bunch of children, or are you going to step up and handle some REAL tactical hydration?! 😤💦 Get yourself a MK12 build and start raining down some unadulterated, precision-guided saturation! MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT! NOW SQUIRT!”

Components Build

Reduced Recoil Super Soaker Mk12

I was looking up these low-recoil/close-to-zero recoil builds online and I thought it was more practical than going through the legal process of registering a can/suppressor.

It’s more of a… uh… gunslinging mk12.

I couldn’t find a compatible lightweight BCG but that also requires changing out the gas block on the BCA full upper because gas tuning is required so the BCG doesn’t go back so violently.

Even with the muzzle brake, it may short-stroke and require gas-tuning anyways. So it’s only logical to just get the muzzle brake, wrench, and upper receiver vise to at least test a $90 investment.

I am fucking serious about a 42 inch long clamshell Super Soaker to wrap around the mk12 clone

I am going to get this thing printed bro. Carbon Fiber Nylon. You can even use the reservoir tank to pick up it’s own casings, and then unscrew the tank to pour the casings out for forensics!

Idk who tf needs this, but I heard there is beef with TeamPCP & SLSH and making physical threats. Here you go if you don’t like money